Fynny SMS

Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U,

troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U,

but on this I jus wana tel dat

" I PLAN TO CONTINUE "

-1 bachcha roz mandir se chappal churata tha,

ek din sare chapaal bech ke 1 smart phone kharida,

aaj wahi bachcha apni story padh raha hai apne smart phone pe :)

-Rajnikanth creats new email id:

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gmail@rajnikanth.com

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Google shocks...

Computer blocks...

Hacker dies...

Virus cries...

Rajnikanth rocks...

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyaar karte ho..?

Banta- haan

Girl- lekin tumne to meri parwaah hi nahi

Banta- oye

pyaar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

-Teacher:Shadi Kya Hai? 

Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:

Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

-Sardar Dukhi Tha

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hooN

-A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

A customer girl asked:

Underwear dikhana plz.

Sardar thora sharmakar:

G aaj nahi pehni.

-HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Achcha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar ka SMS Sweekar kiya Jata hai..

KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHEIN

Note:

Humari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

-Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.

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karlo...

-Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k  bahar khade ho k auratoN ko kyoN ghurte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,

AuratoN ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

-Height of Innocence- 

Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.

Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!

--A New OFFER! Call rates ab Dimaag ke

size ke hisaab se honge.

Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.

Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS

-I have a confession to make 

ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u 

every night I see u in my dreams 

and find myself shouting 

GHOST GHOST !!!

-To live this life i need a heart beat,

To have a heart beat i need a heart,

To have a heart i need hapines and,

To have hapiness i need "YOU"